It's called "projectile" for a reason...

What do you get when you combine a bad coughing fit with recently injested formula?
Here's the short list:

-A bath
-A change of clothes
-A load of laundry
-Upholstery cleaning
-Rug shampooing
-Floor mopping & disinfecting

Yes, at 5:30 this morning I learned the finer points of cleaning up projectile vomit. You'd be surprised just how much square footage you can hit with just 6 ounces of fluid. Eeew.