Zoe has a lot to say these days. Half of the stuff that comes out of her mouth cracks me up. Here's are some of my favorites:
- Hey Zoe, it's time for a bath:
"Not now mama. Maybe yater." - Zoe wipes her hands all over her clean shirt and annouces:
"It's okay. Mama wash." - Zoe walks in to the room carrying a clean diaper and a box of wipes:
"Mama..it's ok. Poop happens." - Zoe walks in to the room to see what I'm up to:
"Mama, what doin'?" - Zoe pulls up her shirt and announces:
"I'm NUDIE!" - I forgot to bring her special snack when I picked her up at school and foolishly tried to pawn off a cookie on her:
"Mama, no yike tookie. Want peshul snack in pursh."
(The translation is "No like cookie. Want special snack in purse.") - Her version of Okey Dokey:
"Oh-do-doh-key" - Zoe, did you poop?
"No, not yet. Soon."
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